If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
what day is it and did you see me today?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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