ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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