even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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