My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
they're like a gay fantastic four
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
