is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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