He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
