if i died would you start the facebook group?
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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