one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
don't judge my taste in strippers
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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