redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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