i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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