No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
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