Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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