What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize