i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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