We tried having a conversation with our noses.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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