is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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