dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
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