i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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