Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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