was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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