She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
that is very illegal...i love you.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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