And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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