we have officially lost it.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Randomize
