At least make sure they are 18
Why
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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