why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Randomize
