Hey man sorry I got all grabby
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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