i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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