Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Randomize
