Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
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