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i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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