she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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