Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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