I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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