Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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