Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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