Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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