I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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