no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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