member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Dignity is for republicans.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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