hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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