so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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