OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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