Someone shit on the floor
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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