i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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