You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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