the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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