He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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