We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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