Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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