im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Randomize
