Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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