I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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