So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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